Summer of 2010 just got a lot HOTTER....

Submitted by amiel on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 05:31

We just launched our 2 hottest products to date, get ready for the burn....

So this fella drops by and tells me my Giv'er Sauce ain't hot enough.  Well, this is my answer.  I designed this sauce to obliterate any taste your food might have had and just cause general pain and discomfort.  Enjoy!

Limited edition, hand signed and numbered, this sucker weighs in at 1,000,000 Scoville units.  A 1/4 teaspoon in a gallon of wing sauce makes it hot.  Comes in a case with a sealed top for collectors.  This is not a hot sauce or condiment.  It is a food additive only, and you must be over the age of 18 to purchase.